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Working out of the @modestoffice feels good, man.

This is just your average Mazda RX-7 with a Chevy LS3 slammed into it. flickr.com/phot...ox/15110112771/

It kills me that they chose a British accent for the automated announcement woman at the airport in Des Moines, Iowa. Who chose this? why?

TSA Pre feels almost exactly like flying in the 90s.

Attempt trim beard 30 minutes before heading to the airport. Beard trimmer dies halfway through. ...welp.

Nothing like a weekend of gluttony to kick off a week of travel and ... probably more gluttony.

Kari Brooks is a fantastic cook.

Just barely escaped some thunderstorms on that bike ride!

The amount of locust carcasses in my back yard is absolutely insane. Hundreds. Everywhere. flickr.com/phot...ox/15096525725/

My favorite part of @simple is getting a mobile notification about my bill before the server even hands me my card back.

Finger surfing through suburbia. flickr.com/phot...ox/15086190732/

Post game partying with Gene Simmons!!! flickr.com/phot...ox/15085932752/

"We want the D!!!!" - football

skim milk is the best milk.

Doctors are idiots, man.

Stayin up late, sipping on scotch, and hacking on broox.com. Something I haven't done in far too long.

gripers gonna gripe.

"You are such a barbarian!" - an evening out with the lovely @kbroox

If you can't rap every word of ice ice baby...

There's not much more demeaning than going to give someone a solid handshake, misfiring, and getting the shit squeezed out of your fingers.