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knee deep.

You only turn 33 once, ya know

I just cursed at a Ms. Pac-Man game... so, birthday's going great so far!

Meet me at barcadium for my birthday! Right now!

"No, we're taking a selfie! You can't have someone else take your picture on a selfie" - Kari's dad

Thank you all for turning my phone into a vibrator for my birthday! It. Is. Awesome.

First order of birthday business: smash on some cold pizzas and slam some dewskis. BOOSH

It's my birthday in 5... 4... 3... 2...

Just got caught off guard by a thunderstorm, and have become that asshole watering his lawn during the middle of a rain shower...

Why hasn't Apple added Z-Wave and ZigBee radios to the airport extreme yet?

Just booked 5 - 1-way flights on 4 different airlines... hoping I made 0 mistakes.

Jackpot! Holy shit. flickr.com/phot...ox/14643091749/

I can hardly wait to open this... flickr.com/phot...ox/14642903249/

I love Alaska Pollock. Especially when it looks and tastes like crab meat.

Hey @SlackHQ, it'd be rad if your apps had a tab-based interface or something a little less manual for using multiple teams.

Pro late night driving tip: chewing on sunflower seeds keeps you awake better than any caffeine/energy drinks.

Heading back to Iowa after another great Lollapalooza. See you soon, Chicago.

A special bond a nice young lady made with me at Lollapalooza: "Are you from america?" "Yea" "Cool, me too"

What'd the internet ever do to you, buddy? flickr.com/phot...ox/14820288812/

Kari's currently snacking on a veggie dog... with a side of beef jerky.