Microblog

Why did I just look at twitter? ... back to work.

Remembering your bike lock but forgetting your keys... A+ Great job, Derek.

Man this internet is hard to use right now...

For the amount of money Philips charges for hue bulbs, you'd sure think they could afford to spend some cash on improving their app UX.

Straight up just found a tube of chap stick in my underwear while getting ready for bed... whut.

Building things I've built a dozen times before... but this time, with MORE FLAIR

Man. Bummer about Robin Williams. I loved so much of his work growing up.

I am going to be in Des Moines for 3 weeks IN A ROW. *fist pump*

Who at Flickr decided that when an API upload fails, it should return 200 OK? ... with an XML error message.

"This is just great tuggin weather!"

Watching an amazing display of fireworks get shot off of a barge in the middle of the Mississippi river. Tug Fest.

"There was a dead squirrel behind my refrigerator! I didn't put it there!" - overheard at home. Yes.

EXIT 1

Taking steroids through my eyeballs!!! I hope they get huge and ripped and look like the @MishkaNYC keep watch logo.

"I'm surprised you're not complaining more than you are. This is prrretty bad." - awesome things to hear from doctors

Tomorrow I'm heading to my hometown to attend Tug Fest, a festival of TUG-OF-WARS ACROSS THE MISSISSIPPI RIVER, for the first time in 10yrs.

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Lollapalooza 2014 derek.broox.com...lapalooza-2014/

digital good time. fuzzy logic

My eyeballs are super, super pissed at me right now.