Dear brain, please shut off tonight.
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This is a collection of 19,880 things that my ADHD mind has puked out over the last 19.67 years.
Check out my latest entries below, some of my top remarks or some things that I love or wish for.
wtf do squirrels have to do with shipping things?
Two random dudes just asked me to knock out a third random dude... and I'd be lying if I said it wasn't at all tempting.
I am about to get my mullhawk tail removed.
There will not be enough hours in this week.
Just spent an afternoon looking at houses. It's got me all excited. and anxious.
Dang. It is beautiful out.
It's martini time!
Are Realtors still relevant?
Pro tip: prepare a sweet potato like a baked potato... and eat it!
pound sign grill time
GETTIN PAID, STILL RIDIN NO SHIRT
I regret not doing that 17 mile, river valley bike ride home in the dark last night.
OH: he looks like a whammy
I wish you could long-press elevator buttons to cancel them.
"Why are you awake?" - kari's version of, good morning.
Grimes is awesome. Listen to Grimes.
Riding bikes. Drinking beer. flickr.com/phot...ox/14542806880/
Every time I walk up a broken escalator I get vertigo. wtf
What kind of publisher publishes articles that don't have any visible timestamp on them? Come on.