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Learning about Brooke Candy. Whoa.

Just put a shirt on for the first time in a couple days... It feels weird. and itchy.

BREAKING: my birthday is in 2 weeks

Thanks for sending me this fake, invitation only "black card," VISA. lol... Me and Kanye West. Rocking black cards.

git init *cracks knuckles* sprint

I saw a lot of family and friends this weekend. It was great.

Teenagers running around screaming with their awful changing voices while another neighbor screams at his kid in the street. Home Sweet Home

Unexpectedly hanging out with @typeis4lovers in Geneseo, IL.

My wife just told me that she thinks she needs a password manager... This is a very exciting time for us.

Garth Brooks is not a fan of automatic car washes

I just took a shot out of a dude's belly button.

7-14-21.

I really do love that Air BnB rebranded to a nutbag.

"I don't think I've ever had 16 eggs in one sitting before..."

I hate email.

Burnt.

Eating regular, non baked doritos and they TASTE. LIKE SHIT.

@iowaconf @WelchAvenue @Bunchball oops!

I NEED A SANDWICH

Just had ~5ish "last" sips of hennessy. The dudes that run Akebono sushi are ridiculous.