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Animals + Music + Beer - Kids = Blank Park Zoo Brew. Yes!

Wait. Samsung is buying SmartThings?

I got Pressy and Android Wear and now my phone runs like a dick. flickr.com/phot...ox/14663926984/

In which @kbroox thinks I need a new hairstyle: "You need to cut your hair." "why?" "Something ... weird ... is happening to it lately."

This makes me sad. I am also totally guilty. news.distractif...nce-restaurant/

I don't always eat ends, but when I do, I prefer them burnt.

Accidentally just left the house wearing crocs.

There is something super zen about pruning trees. Definitely enjoying this beautiful evening.

I am currently eating hummus made out of cauliflowers an IT. IS. AWESOME.

Completely addicted to home automation planning right now... Bout to place some big orders.

Just found some random animal organs in my back yard. I think it's either kidneys or lungs... Either way, I blame Chris Gaines.

Yuccas are real assholes.

I WANT A SLICE OF PIZZA

Just woke up from a map (wtf)... Now, trying to figure out what to do with myself. What's going on this evening?

State troopers. Mall security guards for our highways.

Supporting the ARL by donating a bit of money... and riding my bike around to Iowa bars.

I just hung out with Dan Ratner in Iowa!

Yo @clint, I've got the actual moon on my wrist. flickr.com/phot...ox/14628644741/

Why's everyone always raggin on my black socks?

Can we get some Z-Wave LED dimmers already? Come on!