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I-80 could really use another lane.

PSA: My birthday is less than 1 month away.

It's really surprising to me that Illinois doesn't measure scan times between i-pass tolls to issue speeding tickets...

Just tried to order a breakfast wrap from chick-fil-a on a Sunday. *rage*

"You're the worst!" "I'm tired of you!" "You're dumb!" - quotes from my beloved wife, after waking her up too early.

7 nights is kind of a long time to stay in a hotel off Michigan Ave... Can't wait to drive home tomorrow.

Wait. Is king fantastic really performing in DM right now?

Chicago is not very kind to phone batteries.

KARI JUST ATE BACON

Whoa! That was some serious sleepin.

Chicago is much harder on your body as a visitor than it is as a resident.

Literally surrounded by fireworks.

This patio seems like a pretty decent place to spend the rest of the holiday flickr.com/phot...ox/14572129221/

KARI JUST ATE BEEF JERKY

I need someone to cornrow my hair. Plz help.

Kari and I just took the same selfie. Posted it to separate social networks. And unknowingly captioned them the exact same... Marriage blows

FREE RED KOOL-AID

"I didn't know anyone who is more ADD than you are... until I met @clint" - @kbroox

I keep catching myself using my nose to navigate this android watch while my other hand isn't free...

Excited to spend the next couple days wandering around Chicago with that @kbroox.