Thinkin about your dad
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This is a collection of 19,880 things that my ADHD mind has puked out over the last 19.67 years.
Check out my latest entries below, some of my top remarks or some things that I love or wish for.
Sonos is the worst thing that has ever happened to parties.
I MEAN, MODEST PARTY TIME
MODEST PASTRY TIME
KARI'S IN CHICAGO
Just ate a loaded dorito. Whoa. flickr.com/phot...ne?short=obaHrK
and what kind of person installs a towel drying rack above a toilet paper dispenser??
Wait... Did WebFilings really change their company name from something that accurately describes their business to: Workiva? Seriously, wtf.
I think I was just part of a secret plan in @gaurisharma's head. It was super confusing.
Wow. It is beautiful in Chicago.
I am chock-full of tacos.
MODEST TACO PARTY
Currently eating one of the last bags of baked doritos on the planet.
OMG! OMG! OMG! flickr.com/phot...ne?short=obSCMK
Home for the next seven days flickr.com/phot...ne?short=o9waui
Southwest airlines is so weird.
I should apparently clarify that I did not get in trouble... There were just literally no other passengers around. Car to gate in 7 minutes.
DSM airport security scene right now: 10 TSA agents, 3 cops, and me.
I want an adt-1
Just watched a deer run across my street... what?