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"Why do you have no shame?" - my mom ... in response to seeing me in pro wrestling briefs on the internet.

First bicycle commute of the season. Out of shape. Forgot lock. 12 miles. Head wind. Taint hurts. Nailed it.

Popcorn is a damned squirrelly food.

Who knows a good financial advisor? I would love an intro.

On Kari's phone, the contact for her mom's cell phone number is named "Home" ... this absolutely destroys me.

I could really use another 2 days of weekend to finish up the billion house projects I started over the weekend...

The world is a weird place on Sunday morning.

Stix really wasn't expecting a dude with a WWE belt to walk in, hahaha.

I apologize for every photo that I am being tagged in on your social networks.

I am at a bar in only briefs... and IT. FEELS. AWESOME.

WORLD CHAMPION BROOX flickr.com/phot...ox/13913728590/

Stopping by the grocery store on my way to a WWE costume party... People are looking at me like I'm some kind of douche or somethin.

Finish painting all my exterior door trim without a cloud in the sky. An hour later: rain. I hope the dry time on the label was conservative

Pro wrestling boots are not easy to come by!

It wouldn't be a real house project if I didn't have to make at least 1 extra trip to the hardware store.

Trying to display all of my geodata on a map is tricky.

The drill press is probably my favorite power tool to dig out. Garage door fixed. Now: craving sushis.

What's going on tonight Des Moinesians? ...Des Moinites? ...Des Moinistas? ...Des Moiners? ... anyway, wanna hang out?

Why does cholula put perforated strips on their plastic seal? Getting a new bottle open without a knife is IMPOSSIBLE. OMG. I need breakfast

Just started diving down a deep geodata clustering hole... I should probably get into my bed before I wind up hacking until sunrise.