Microblog

taxi, tram, plane, tram, train, train, shuttle, car, bed.

Slamming my first dewsk in a week. Hightailing it back to Iowa. This is a long day.

Taking the CTA from O'Hare to Midway to meet Kari's parents and drive back to Iowa... Oy. Planes, Trains, and Automobiles.

Back in America. The city looks cold. flickr.com/phot...ox/13177464315/

OK, I don't want any more drinks, cigars, or food for a minute.

... That moment when you attempt to speak words and then realize how drunk you are.

BREAKING: The big dipper is upside down right now.

Last night in the Dominican Republic. Eating lobster on the beach. Sipping wine.

"I grew up in the quad cities! Err wait, I'm actually growing up in the quad cities" - wasted 18 year old Bettendorf wrestler in the DR.

I jumped into natural spring and swam in a cave this morning.

Sleeeeeeeeeeeeeep time! Tomorrow morning is off-road dune buggy time.

Laying on the night beach, listening to the waves roll in, smoking cigars and taking photos with the fam. <3

Steaks in the Caribbean just can't compete with steaks in Iowa, heh. Great effort though.

Google now is incredibly relevant while traveling in foreign countries.

Eat. Drink. And be stupid. -Jeff Reynolds

The things other Americans say in foreign countries make me super embarrassed to be an American. Straight ignorance.

Just randomly met the director of facilities for @CornellCollege, Joel Miller in Punta Cana. Such a weird small world we have.

Free international data on T-Mobile works just enough to push a few things out, but is sketchy enough to keep my phone put away on vacation.

Mamajuana and cuban cigars.

Jeff and Teresa are here!!!