Microblog

This is a collection of 19,880 things that my ADHD mind has puked out over the last 19.67 years.

Check out my latest entries below, some of my top remarks or some things that I love or wish for.

@broox

There's a Dominican woman here who really, really wants to cornrow my mohawk, mullet, rat tail thing for $50... I have no idea what to do!

Havin a Schell's Fresh Hop, going through my Bock Fest photos, and giggling... We seriously just run through that town like a tornado.

How do I sit in a hot tub without renting a hotel room? Are there indoor public hot tubs in Des Moines?

My doctor just prescribed me pain killers, muscle relaxers, and a hot tub... Who has a hot tub and wants to kick it this afternoon???

"I'm not sure if this is a compliment or not, but your drivers license photo makes you look just lime BAM!" - UPS lady

5 hours of driving on shitty winter interstates with a tight suspension and a gnarly pinched nerve = hell. Excruciating hell.

Things that aggravate pinched nerves: bumps... This cab ride on Chicago winter streets is going great!