Microblog

The lack of growth and reliability of American internet absolutely destroys me... It's 2014, dudes. Come on.

I would love it if Mediacom's service was half as good as @MediacomSupport.

Preppin for broomball and strutting around the house in some new under armour compression tights... feeling pretty hot right about now.

Attempting to purge my office closet... Step 1: boot up and clean off this old DELL Optiplex from 2007.

Running around with that @kbroox all day was a blast. Blue Man Group was hilarious. I cannot wait for bed tiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiime!

Zombie Burger. Bloody Mary. Pseudo Sue beer back. Hangin with @kbroox. This is pretty much the best day evarrrrrrr.

WORLD CHAMPION DEWSKI SLAMMIN

tonight was really fun flickr.com/phot...ox/12691871145/

Currently watching @mayorlawnwoods absolutely destroy the stix dance floor during @MCHammer can't touch this.

Poker night. Hit me up if you wanna play cards in a couple hours!

My 5ft long gold chain is here! But it's not nearly as thick as it needs to be... Where can I find a GIANT 5ft long cuban link gold chain???

I wish @untappd would let me snap a photo of a beer menu, tap handles, or a beer cooler and then tell me what to order.

Refactoring code and drinking tequila... There is no way this can end poorly.

Welp. Forgot my glasses... Looks like I'll be pulling a @wxwill and wearing my prescription sunnys around the office all day.

Just tried to buy some hilarious new swim trunks and then found out they only come in toddler sizes... What a terrible start to a Friday.

Dear @MediacomSupport,
wtf.

I love slammin ice cold skim milks.

Just finished a brutal core workout of shoveling the heaviest #blizzard #snow in the universe, bros. #weather #muscles #backs #douchetime

I could really go for a DQ Blizzard right about now.

Thinking about building an MP3 player that requires all tracks to be rewound after listening...