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Chicago bound.

Talking to your dog like it's a human... Classic.

Wait, you could block people on Twitter?

My stupid idiot wife spells Nerf with a U, like... Nurf.

Seriously, wtf is with all the birds in downtown Des Moines lately... I'm washing my car more from shit turds than I am road salt.

Just walked a mile and a half to lunch and back without ever going outside... The Des Moines skywalks are kinda crazy.

Sushi and @PeaceTreeBrew tastings at Akebono with the original @GERMANation... Can't ask for a much better night than that!

That moment your iOS engineer asks you for help with his homework.

This is a pretty nice Christmas card. vine.co/v/hQlUrbFHuIH

Just got some awesome/terrible news: my tattoo artist can get me in to finish up my rib cage/stomach/lower back piece next week.

Man, I need some of that twerk scholarship fund money. I wanna contribute.

I want the super power that gives me the ability to consume all the fancy foods and drinks I want without ever getting full, drunk, or fat.

Still trying to thaw out. Smashing on some of that amazing ramen at Akebono.

1°. Feels like -19°. Walked 3/4 mile, then waited for a 30 minute late bus... A situation I wouldn't be in if @ridedart exposed bus trackers

I love shoveling snow on pretty nights like these.

Things I want so bad: a new house, brunch.

Cleanin up after a great party with great friends. I love nights like tonight.

Antiques flickr.com/shor...load=aHsjNBRN9a

That awkward moment you find blood all over your hands and have no idea where it came from...

One of these days, I'd love to go to Germany and bring home a BMW on European delivery. I really hope this happens.