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Apparently when Kari asked me to clean the basement for our upcoming party, she didn't mean, "get out power tools and mod the bar" ... oops.

Alba happy hour. Gettin Kari some vodka.

"I need a drink. Like straight vodka," my wife says as I enter the IV room after having an intimate side conversation with her doctors.

My favorite part about hospitals is how respectful they are of your time... (I feel like I've tweeted this before)

Fuck doctors.

My wife has a crazy job.

The Lincoln Cafe is closing!?

Listening to the popular list on @hypem is never a bad idea. Never, ever.

I would love a freaky fast drone-dropped @jimmyjohns number 11 right about now. Where ya at on that one, Jimmy?

It feels weird when you put your underwear on backwards.

The @nest protect should have a non CO detecting version... You know, so you don't have to replace ALL of your detectors every 5-7 years.

That @nest protect seems awesome... but I'm not sure I can justify buying 6 of these things.

Man, I have missed playing broomball. Won our first game 5-0... It feels great to be running around the ice again.

Broomball time flickr.com/shor...load=aHsjNntgd8

So I gained 5 pounds over thanksgiving... guh-ross.

Goals for today: don't eat, don't drink, drive home, hang out with Kari.

Black Friday 2013: Drank cognac in the morning, learned how to drive a stick, made beer, fried terrible food, smoked a cuban cigar, awesome.

I've only had second hand shrooms.

It's black Friday! We're home brewing and frying up a bunch of terrible state fair food!