Feelin guilty about subjecting my little baby car to its first salty, wet roads of the year.
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This is a collection of 19,828 things that my ADHD mind has puked out over the last 19.17 years.
Check out my latest entries below, some of my top remarks or some things that I love or wish for.
Traded in a Glenfiddich tube full of change for an Apple tube full of wifi. flickr.com/shor...load=aHsjMSmoe2
I guessed my wife's neurologist's unpublished email address. Emailed him. He told me that's for internal communication only... Healthcare!
What do we want? DEWSKIIIII.
When do we want it? NOWWWWW.
Oh man, looking through some of the terrible web sites I built in the early 2000s. What a hilarious time that was for me and "web dev"
Next year's bartender/server troll for @coin users who are terrible customers: switch cards on em. "oops"
Just tried out Square Cash. It is literally insane... I love it.
Just registered for Broomball for the first time in a couple years. THANKS, OBAMA!
How did so many completely incompetent people get into the healthcare industry?
more of this please: youtube.com/wat...eature=youtu.be via @goldieblox
Just attempted to use one of those @RideDart tokens, but they're not good for a full fare. A ride costs 1 token + 1 quarter... haha, what?
Went to my local market to buy a @RideDart transit pass. This was my only option... going to the fare flickr.com/shor...load=aHsjMHSiz4
Des Moines. French for: the shit faces. desmoinesregist...click_check%3D1 via @dmregister
My favorite part about doctors is how considerate they are of your time.
Survived a plane crash in my dreams last night... and feeling like today should be pretty smooth sailin after that.
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Once again stressing about the amount of shit we have saved up in this house... Trying real hard to get rid of stuff. I am terrible at this.
Thoughts after jogging home this evening: I need to downsize both my belt and my jeans... I can barely outrun cops with this getup.
10 minutes ago I was in bed playing sudoku. Now I'm at stix drinking a Budweiser with Tim Flanagan.