Microblog

This is a collection of 19,828 things that my ADHD mind has puked out over the last 19.17 years.

Check out my latest entries below, some of my top remarks or some things that I love or wish for.

I wish @SmartyPig's web and mobile apps were more like @Simplify.

To all my vet friends out there: You have balls... I like balls.

SUPER jealous of all my friends and family with new home projects... I would love to get outta this house and start something new.

Instead of partying, we should all debate obamacare!

Bout to watch Jamie shave her head!

Stepping onto a non-moving escalator: instant vertigo.

Just sold my OG 64GB 3G iPad to @target for $200... I wonder what they're gonna do with it.

Just opened the mail client on my 1st gen iPad for the 1st time in ~2yrs and there was apparently gold in my outbox. I hope you got some.

You guys wanna listen to dave?

PRIZZA PARTYYYY

This cashier just explained to me that 5% off would be like saving $5 for every $100 I spent.

Drinkin a confluence and teaching Wingert how to homebrew.

still cavity free.

Are dentist offices supposed to smell like grandparents' basements? Cause mine does.

Today, I skateboarded, worked like a normal person, ate pho, and hung out a lot... it's nice to not be working for any presidents this year.

PHOCKIN PHOLL

This is a fully functional iPhone 4 flickr.com/phot...ox/10700232935/

Bart Johnson's in Ankeny... I'm getting a beer with Bart Johnson.

Photos are really confusing on android 4.4.