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Minivan owners. heh heh heh.

Overheard on the bus: This is more important than McDonalds.

I will never, ever buy a @sonos! ...at least not until they support @DatPiff.

Furnace: fixed, after basically having the same problem as my fireplace. Broken switches. Super glad to not be dropping $$$$$$$$$ right now.

The dumbass that installed my fireplace, *duct taped* the switch wires together... and melted duct tape glue isn't very conductive. Fixed.

Nothing like a broken furnace to motivate you to fix your broken fireplace. Heh.

Paid off new A/C last month.
Furnace stops working this month.

Hockey and beers with wifey!

Pro sleep tracking nerd tip: throw your Fitbit in a sock and wear it on your hand in lieu of your sleep tracking wristband.

*puts the Saturday morning paper down* I should buy a runt.

Video games are TERRIBLE in 2013

Playing ps4s. Shooting dudes in space. Breaching exterior walls. No big whoops.

My company is hiring iOS and Android engineers! If you're awesome, get at us: jobs.ltc.io. Also, we're remote friendly!

Feelin guilty about subjecting my little baby car to its first salty, wet roads of the year.

Traded in a Glenfiddich tube full of change for an Apple tube full of wifi. flickr.com/shor...load=aHsjMSmoe2

I guessed my wife's neurologist's unpublished email address. Emailed him. He told me that's for internal communication only... Healthcare!

What do we want? DEWSKIIIII.
When do we want it? NOWWWWW.

Oh man, looking through some of the terrible web sites I built in the early 2000s. What a hilarious time that was for me and "web dev"

Next year's bartender/server troll for @coin users who are terrible customers: switch cards on em. "oops"

Just tried out Square Cash. It is literally insane... I love it.