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Just registered for Broomball for the first time in a couple years. THANKS, OBAMA!

How did so many completely incompetent people get into the healthcare industry?

more of this please: youtube.com/wat...eature=youtu.be via @goldieblox

Just attempted to use one of those @RideDart tokens, but they're not good for a full fare. A ride costs 1 token + 1 quarter... haha, what?

Went to my local market to buy a @RideDart transit pass. This was my only option... going to the fare flickr.com/shor...load=aHsjMHSiz4

Des Moines. French for: the shit faces. desmoinesregist...click_check%3D1 via @dmregister

Where can I find @TGBrews Toppling Goliath - Pseudo Sue in Des Moines? Driving to Chicago for @3Floyds - Zombie Dust seems a bit ridiculous.

My favorite part about doctors is how considerate they are of your time.

Survived a plane crash in my dreams last night... and feeling like today should be pretty smooth sailin after that.

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Once again stressing about the amount of shit we have saved up in this house... Trying real hard to get rid of stuff. I am terrible at this.

Thoughts after jogging home this evening: I need to downsize both my belt and my jeans... I can barely outrun cops with this getup.

10 minutes ago I was in bed playing sudoku. Now I'm at stix drinking a Budweiser with Tim Flanagan.

Cramming sushi and Hennessey into our mouths!!!

Kari's noggin instagram.com/p/gx7w9vp_vs/

Welp. Just dropped my Nexus 5 for the first time. FUUUUUUUUUUUUU

So you can buy a 1lb Snickers candy bar now...

whoa! Did @ridedart finally publish their transit data to google??? flickr.com/shor...load=aHsjMvdUEe

gettin #LURNT with that @clint today

Just ordered a prime rib as an appetizer for the table flickr.com/shor...load=aHsjMtLfhi