HOW DOES ASPARAGUS FLOW THROUGH BODIES SO FAST
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This is a collection of 19,881 things that my ADHD mind has puked out over the last 19.67 years.
Check out my latest entries below, some of my top remarks or some things that I love or wish for.
"I got shot," the officer told Adamick. "I'm fine." -news
Just hangin. Lookin at baby pics on Facebook. Killer start to the weekend.
Android phones are not called droids.
fried
Developing client apps against constantly changing, alpha APIs during crunch time ... heh ... Here we go again!
Nexus 5: ordered.
Don't have time for this oncoming cold right now! Need raaaaaammmmennnnnn
It's way too hard to take a selfie while driving and slammin a half gallon of milk... but you can just use this tweet to paint the picture.
You know what'd be awesome? A milk bar. I'd love to go sit around and drink a bunch of different milks right about now.
AND GET OFF MY LAWN. hahaha
Halloween is weird in Des Moines... Kids go door to door and tell jokes for candy on "beggar's night" (the night before Halloween)
PSA: This is the time of year that you're supposed to be listening to scary music.
electric leg walkin! vine.co/v/hDDIKvUiZEQ
Apparently, when Kari doesn't walk much, I don't walk much. My fitbit is pissed.
It may soon be time to migrate my photos to Google+
I was just in bed for over 11 hours, haha.
UMEBOSHI ONIGIRI IS SO INTENSE. IN MY MOUTH.
Modesty.