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Just scheduled a tattoo appointment. My artist is booked out until March, hahaha. What???

I don't have to water my lawn today! (also, home ownership makes you lame. very, very lame)

I have a full sheet of MDF just hangin out in my garage. What should I do with it???

We just need some client-side client_credentials up in here.

I hate instagram.

I'd drink a Bloody Mary today.

Hawks#

I love teaching people how to play super tic-tac-toe. Better than chess.

Celebrating my mom's birthday. Takin her out to the fanciest steak house in the city.

#iowa #football time#

#FF @kbroox @kbroox @kbroox @kbroox @kbroox @kbroox @kbroox @kbroox @kbroox @kbroox @kbroox @kbroox @kbroox @kbroox @kbroox @kbroox @kbroox

Harper really nailed it on the BBC tonight. flickr.com/phot...oox/9738802572/ /cc @dansinker

I cannot get anymore work done with this shirt on.

I keep thinking people are going to stop saying that I look like Bam Margera, but nope! Still gettin it from complete strangers.

OH: @harper is important but I don't think he has anything to add.

"Sent from your sister's room" - the signature of an email I just got.

Whenever I become sore or get blisters from yard work, I just want to punch my soft, suburban, desk job having self right in the face.

Cruisin. #ricey

Just got done reseeding the humongous dead spot in my front lawn. This stupid shit better grow some shit this time. SHIT.

just pushed straight to master. WHUT