Microblog

This is a collection of 19,881 things that my ADHD mind has puked out over the last 19.67 years.

Check out my latest entries below, some of my top remarks or some things that I love or wish for.

@broox

I keep thinking people are going to stop saying that I look like Bam Margera, but nope! Still gettin it from complete strangers.

Whenever I become sore or get blisters from yard work, I just want to punch my soft, suburban, desk job having self right in the face.

Just got done reseeding the humongous dead spot in my front lawn. This stupid shit better grow some shit this time. SHIT.

Pair programming over Google hangouts to interview potential software engineers is actually pretty awesome.

I will not take anymore freelance gigs. I will not take anymore freelance gigs. I will not take anymore freelance gigs. I will not take any