Microblog

I had a dream about tweeting about a dream, so...

Just got off the phone with one of Metallica's managers... wtf.

Welp. Looks like I'll be listening to Metallica for the rest of the day.

Makin spring rolls, shushis, and noodles at the Terronez house. Dinner here is always awesome.

I love me some of your mama.

Spending way too much bread on a new A/C last month suddenly feels like the best investment ever. #icey

My gf tells me I have 90s hair now. flickr.com/phot...oox/9605578720/

I got diamond nuts

Come on, @clint and @anildash ... put the PLUR back in #PLURNT

VW customer service is insane. They are not gonna stop until they get this thing figured out!

Clean hair is soft. and weird.

Trying to plan or think about travel is pretty much the last thing I want to be doing right now...

Yikes. Spending most of the month away from home has apparently not been good for me... My scale is super pissed.

We should buy a pool.

Checking out. Back to the Boundary Waters derek.broox.com...oundary-waters/

I do not know very many people in the club anymore.

I love having my butt inside of you, Des Moines.

Hello, Des Moines. I'm hoping to be in you for more than 3 days this time.

Finishing up a super nice few days with my lunar dudes in Chicago... Can't wait to get home and hang out with that @kbroox.

Slammin dewsks.