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OH: "I finished calculus in 9th grade!" ... badass!

"Can we get some dice?"

You will never really be far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like...

Every time I try to take my neighbor out, it results in him getting bandaged up... Maybe dudes in their 30s arent supposed to skate to bars?

Just saw a drunk West Des Moines cop rolling through Ankeny in his squad car. All over the road and straight cheesin when we passed him.

This incredibly happy, sober family suited up in 90s style rollerblades, wrist guards, and helmets is absolutely destroying me.

Kickin off my last weekend in Des Moines for a few weeks. What's going on? Let's hang out.

Android 4.3'D!!! vine.co/v/hAOPmjnXdzQ

According to the BMI readout on my scale, today is the first day I haven't been overweight in 8 months. So that's cool.

Last night, I dreamt that @KidSister changed her stage name to Lil Malort. wtf, dreams.

If you're eating Indian food and you're not drinking skim milk with it, you are MISSING OUT.

Using a generically cited quote from 8 years ago to advertise to potential employees over customers. flickr.com/phot...oox/9368112554/

A straight army of servicemen just showed up to replace my a/c. Dudes running around all over the place!

It'd be killer if my brain would stfu and let me sleep for a bit tonight.

Heading downtown to see what #HackNightDSM is all about. You should join me!

That was the stupidest 5 grand I've ever spent.

This a/c replacement consultation/quote meeting is brutal... I feel like I'm buying cutco. Expensive, expensive cutco.

It's martini time!

Using a gift card to Olive Garden. lol.

You can plug the fitbit one into a USB battery, walk around, and it will count your steps while it's charging. THIS CHANGES EVERYTHING.