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"Alright, rollover ... allllright ... I'm just gonna hit this from the back side." - my chiropractor

cmd+q is too damn close to cmd+tab.

"someone searched for 'poopin' on my computer" - @clint

Dug my 9yr old Sony F717 out for Lollapalooza only to find out the connection to the LCD is shot... *pours 1 out for this tank of a digicam*

Trying to decide where my car will be safer next week... Chicago streets or my wife's school parking lot. They're both terrible choices.

Did something change with the @flickrAPI in the last couple days? Or is it just having a hard time? ...So many timeouts and errors lately.

WE'RE OUT OF DORITOS

Positivity, futuristic, responsibility, ideation, maximizer. Gallup says these are my strengths.

Working hard feels good. I've missed it.

Biking in Iowa is awesome... and confusing! derek.broox.com...-and-confusing/

My favorite music to work to lately has been @Ryan_Paradise's Lust Dust series... Look him up on soundcloud.

I shouldn't have eaten that whole burrito.

More studio apartments should come with garages... Also, apartment shopping in Chicago is overwhelming.

I love eating pizza on Sunday nights!

Whew. That was quite a nap... Now let's order pizza, slam a soda, and get some work done.

Turnip. Turnt.

OH: "I finished calculus in 9th grade!" ... badass!

"Can we get some dice?"

You will never really be far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like...

Every time I try to take my neighbor out, it results in him getting bandaged up... Maybe dudes in their 30s arent supposed to skate to bars?