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My chiropractor tells me he used to practice in Chicago. Schaumburg, Chicago.

This new David Lynch album is great. Check it out.

Who wants to get lunch in downtown DM today?

Feeling like an old man in this maroon, 4-door Passat that VW put me in for the day.... Shit's comfy, man.

Just blocked every social media site on my laptop.

"What the difference is!"

This vegetable broth smells like SHIT

Shiitake mushrooms are fun to chop up... Please RT.

Almost every time I want to post something to Vine, I wish I had a hands free device to shoot on... Dammit, glass.

Just saw a Bentley in Iowa... That doesn't seem right.

If you're a school district and you layoff your IT people in 2013, you're gonna have a bad time.

The Internet sucks.

Gentlemen must wear a tucked-in, collared shirt with sleeves, and pants or Bermuda shorts at least mid-thigh length. Golf is so not my style

Anyone have a decent Canon "all-in-one" style lens that I could rent for a weeklong hiking/canoeing trip in a few weeks? <3

3.5 weeks. vimeo.com/53708101

Being woken up by a serviceman ringing the doorbell is hilarious. I just sprung outta bed and got dressed faster than anyone in the universe

kegs tapped vine.co/v/hZEDUKHTLrE

I've got 2 kegs of homebrew waiting to be tapped at my place. You should stop by for a pint some night soon.

Oh I see, you're too busy texting to use your turn signal. Killer.

i pretty much refuse to wear hometown themed clothing around my hometown... just feels too much like wearing a band's shirt to their concert