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Sometimes my phone geocodes photos with the absolute value of my coordinates... making it seem like I take a lot of random photos in China.

Really could've gone without my garage door breaking today.

Just got done kayaking with these dudes! flickr.com/phot...oox/9280915170/

My neighbor wanted to hang out at 1am and I agreed under the condition that we ride go-ped scooters to a bar... He biffed it. Hard. Haha. :(

Watching an ultimate fighting cage match of the side of a bike trail in a town of 2,000 people. Haha. I love Iowa.

This bridge seems pretty cool. flickr.com/phot...oox/9274012936/

Let's bike trails!

You know what we need? Powdered Mountain Dew.

No one can sleep more than me! No one! I'm the sleepiest MF in the land! (P.S. I hope this stops soon)

If you're in Iowa, get in your car, roll down the windows, and go for a drive right now. Trust me.

I want pho in my belly! Anyone wanna get pho tonight?

Took side roads home to avoid the fresh tar on interstate... aaand they're tarring the side road I decided to take. Killer.

Fevers are the weirdest things.

Sit down. Work. Stand up. Work. Pass out. Work. Wake up. Work... Faded.

Don't use a shake gesture for anything in your app, ya douche.

Things I dont have time for: I somehow went from hanging on a patio with my wife to a fetal position on my couch, shivering and sick as shit

My grandmother just sent me a message on Google hangouts. youtube.com/wat...h?v=9CS7j5I6aOc

Patio time! flickr.com/phot...oox/9259115694/

Google's killing wheres.broox.com/! wtf!

My body is not at all interested in being awake this week.