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Bulgogi sauce made. Ribeye marinating. Tomorrow, we make bibimbop!

Sunscreen is very annoying to apply... Someone should invent a shower head attachment that coats you in sunscreen mist.

I'm gonna be asleep in T minus no time.

Kari says I look like a fraggle when I wear my crocs hat... She's an idiot.

Giving my car interior a fresh detail after that slob, Garth Brooks, rode around with me all weekend.

Just cracked open a 16 year old bottle of homebrew! flickr.com/phot...oox/9171409660/

Let's homebrew! Makin a pale ale and a porter tonight.

My mother-in-law just asked me, "I wanna know... why did you post on [the internet], 'I want your butt inside me?'"

Can you imagine what this even tastes like??? flickr.com/phot...oox/9166452377/

I wish you could send like/dislike/comment responses to snapchats... Without sending a picture response, that is.

So I can see all the photos of myself on Facebook when logged in, but can't access certain ones via the API while authenticated. wtf.

I want your butt inside me

Workin on trucks! #Iowastuff

If there's 2 things I hate, it's sleeves.

Dear @EricWareheim, please keep directing music videos.

Recently found out a bunch of people I care about were absent from my Facebook feed. Flipped some switches, and... oh hi, friends!

I would not ever change a diaper. Never! Never, ever!

I want more @SmartThings!

Came downtown to work this morning, forgot my Macbook power cable. 15% battery left. Dammit.

Trying really hard to not love Google music. I am failing.