Microblog

This is a collection of 19,825 things that my ADHD mind has puked out over the last 19.16 years.

Check out my latest entries below, some of my top remarks or some things that I love or wish for.

Cookie thumper!

It seems like something very lame happened in Texas last night. Not trying to discount the issue, but is anyone really surprised?

What is your go-to snack?

Fact: I am a barely reasonable, crabby person when I am hungry.

"I don't know why you guys always have to be naked." - my wife, as our apple TV screensaver scrolls through my photostream

Hahaha @ Shaw dropping the F-bomb 100 times while hoisting the cup

That was an amazing couple minutes... My poor, poor fingernails. Hockey is the best sport ever. Blackhawks!

OMG!

Did everyone else lose the announcers on nbcsports or is that just the stream? So weird.

My wife just put crumbled up chick-o-sticks all over some vanilla ice cream... and it's surprisingly pretty good.

Fingers crossed that I won't have to sign into a cable provider to stream hockey tonight... no whammies, no whammies, no whammies.

Everything You Didn't Know You Could Do with Google's (Android) Voice Commands: lifehacker.com/...e-voi-512727229

CHUGGIN SKIM MILK

S'mores!

Researching home theater components after the amount of ghetto rigging we had to do to get my 7-12yr old system to show hockey yesterday $$$

Wrapping my wife's wrists up after her spill today... Takes me back to my skating days.

I wish supermoons happened every night. Full, bright moons are rad.

Today, I've kissed the lips of 2 dudes, 2 girls and 1 dog.

Blackhawks! No overtimes!