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Snowflakes, huh?

Made an extra $15,000 over the last few days and I get to give every penny of it to the IRS and my bank... That is not very fun.

The damn birds are out... Dammit.

Current dilemma: should I jog the 3 miles home, or wait for my buddies to be ready to leave?

Driving around in pickup trucks at 2am and blaring foo fighters... Iowa.

Three squad cars drove to my house and questioned my wife because I shined a laser pointer at some street signs... Suburban cops are badass.

Welp. Stix?

Truck: sold. Bittersweet.

I'm talkin, way out.

First time making a sazerac. First time using Vine. vine.co/v/btLQAm3baq6

"I'm savin that one for hard times" -nehru

The more I think about it, 2003 was just an all around awesome time. I miss 2003.

Just found this in my closet. 2003 was awesome. flickr.com/phot...oox/8642755183/

Id like to invent a system in my baseboards where a small jet stream would push pet hair across my floor into a receptacle on the other side

This whole, up before 8am thing that I've been doing lately is totally unnecessary.

Dammit, I did not mean to tweet that... Still trying to figure out this Internet thing.

Mobile CRM Apps To Grow 500% By 2014 As Market Turns With Decline In PC Shipments techcrunch.com/...n-pc-shipments/

Spring cleaning househusband swag, WHUT

Hey @RunKeeper, why don't you have skateboarding as a trackable activity?

Listen to Yelawolf - Box Chevy. Loud.