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Does G W Bush really just always look like a doofus? or do photographers just capture those faces because that's how everyone portrays him?

Whoever started the trend of turning refrigerators into giant magnet/photo collages should be punched in the cock.

Just went back in time, stuck a letter into my mailbox, and put the flag up.

Just got offered either £200 or a PlayStation 3 to use a photo of mine... What do I chooooose?

Kicking this day off with @chamillionaire turned up to 11.

Attempting to update my project portfolio for the first time in 2 years... It is hard, but also super gratifying... I've done some things.

Slept like hell due to flashback stress dreams from the end of the campaign... whyyyyyyyy

OMG, how should we spend this??? flickr.com/phot...oox/8672932737/

KO Derf.

Whoa. Just tried @BanditBurrito for the first time while passing through Johnston... There needs to be more of these around DSM.

I wish that my job was half building software and half construction.

Making parts to fix my garage door with one of my "3D printers" flickr.com/phot...oox/8669383682/

We're up all night for good fun.

My shirt glows! flickr.com/phot...oox/8666575905/

Kickin the night off with bottle service at lime. Join us!

OMG, LARP IS SO GOOOOOD.

Kari and I are going to party tonight and we want you to party with us.

Satellite radio is hilarious on 4/20. Listening to that @DJWhooKid

Launched a firecracker, lost a bracelet in the process, and sprinted away last weekend... Found it this weekend flickr.com/phot...oox/8665034564/

"Aw, cool! So do use Dreamweaver, err?" ... brb. I need a drink.