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Everyone that's looked at my truck has been blown away by how pristine it is... and that feels good. I take care of my cars.

After the first listen, that new Knife album might be the most annoying albums I've ever heard. Such a bummer.

Me: Online bill pay is timing out. Wells Fargo: OK, let's troubleshoot... are you using Internet Explorer on a PC? Me: goodbye.

Just switched to GEICO and saved 3.2 assloads of money.

Apparently when selling on craigslist, "I'll go to the bank, get the money and will be right back" really means "fuck youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu"

Putting in some calming music and attempting to finish these taxes. This is the worst.

My bank just notified me that I have $1.99 in my checking account, hahaha. Cool.

It was only a matter of time... morning dewski. flickr.com/phot...oox/8631892454/

Man I have missed having a garage. I hope I never not have a garage again.

Drilling huge holes into vehicles always feels so wrong. flickr.com/phot...oox/8628311093/

Alright, Sunday... Let's see what kind of dent we can make in this massive todo list.

Sleepiest dude in Iowa.

Des Moines: flickr.com/phot...oox/8625573155/

Why don't cell phone cameras allow you to keep the "shutter" open? I want SLR flexibility on this piece.

Idiots Out Wandering Around

Cashier: "you have a great day today, sir" Me: "no" ... apparently I need to get my hearing checked too.

My memory is so terrible, it's frightening. I hope computers will save me when I'm old.

The gambler is back online. Now, in hi-res!

"How'd you get the beans above the frank?"

I have missed uber. What an amazing service.