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An old man just did a triple juke around me in the men’s room. Sneaker squeaks and all. Great form.

TGIM

My golf game has much room for improvement, hahah. Regardless, it’s still so much fun to be hanging outside and swingin clubs with good folks. I’m very glad that this game has re-entered my life.

Now, if we could work on these lame-ass dress codes.

Just watched Friday for the first time. It was really, really dumb, lol.

Our dog now picks cucumbers out of our garden and brings them back to his dog bed to gnaw on…

Plz tell me cryptocurrency is gonna die.

Durby’s baby bunny kill count is pretty impressive this evening.

I just ordered an orange to go from a bar… first time I’ve ever done that.

All I wanted was a Pepsi.

God, the golf bro ads that I’m getting now make me so mad, hahaha. #notthatkindofdouche

Hit some golf balls, rode my bike, played sand volleyball, did some topless Jeepin, and still let a few minor annoyances get the best of my day. Brains are weird.

Me for two weeks after every time I camp twitter.com/Icy...287320181182466

Has anyone seen a picture of space lately?

It’s a bummer when artists shift from singing their songs to dancing over their prerecorded tracks. @charli_xcx still fun tho.

I really like that the @8035 drink tickets are printed on 3x5 index cards this year

Just randomly saw @chkchkchk perform for my first time since 2007. Holy shit. I didn’t expect that to be the best show that I’ve seen in years. What a party!

One fun thing about getting old is hearing modern bands play renditions of your childhood favs

LIVE MUSIC, BABY!
MUSIC FESTIVAL, BAYBAYYYYYY!!!

I have an apple watch tan line now. Kill me.

Yeah, but it’s a WET heat