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This is what my website look liked 21 years ago. HTML tables. Bad spacing. Important copy. Very fancy. t.co/kPeSZjijqM

~$20k of my teacher wife's student loan debt was forgiven when we were in our late 20s. It was life changing for us and I think it's pretty neat that millions of other folks will get this opportunity.

Homeownership, as a fairly anxious perfectionist, is a real pain in the dick.

Gosh, I love nightlife. I miss running around with a crew and listening to good music and being ridic.

I was just at an intersection where a beggar and his dog were sitting right next to a Mercedes with the license plate, GOTBANK. I wanted to capture a photo of the juxtaposition, but couldn’t. The pompous upper class and wealth gaps of our country gross me out more and more.

When that first sip of #dewsk in 5 days hits your lips…

Oh yeah, baby.

Today, I left the wilderness in a pontoon plane and our pilot flew us through a narrow canyon like Luke Skywalker through the Death Star. It was a lot more beautiful tho.

So anyway, I’m back on the grid now.
👋

Bout to jump on a plane with a few dudes and land on a v remote lake that has 1 cabin, a few boats, and a shit ton of walleye in it.

Off the grid for a bit.
Gone fishin.

hey @CornellCollege - when did y'all end your collegiate golf program? /cc @CornellRams

Whenever a support rep asks if you have any more questions for them, it’s fun to just ask them for free stuff… even though it almost never works.

Me: we’ll be homebrewing in the garage for the next 3-4 hours
Me, 8 hours later: where did this all go wrong

Me: I just have so much to do. I’ve gotta put the Jeep back together, take the dog to day care, clean the garage, brew beer…
Kari: … I have to go to my job.
Me: … noted. yeah. ok. sorry.

First twins game. Beautiful field. Left my kanji death hat in the shitter. Dangit.

Is it a requirement to leave the balls on bulldogs?

Just had the best sushi experience that I've had since visiting Japan for my birthday 3 years ago. Omakase at Kado No Mise in Minneapolis is legit. Very, very legit.

My first check in: derek.broox.com/on/8/5/1981

Y’all really should be dna testing your pets... @WisdomPanel is WAY more fun and interesting than @23andMe, @ancestry, etc.

3 months of not working and I still have very little desire to get back to a traditional job in the tech industry. Free boi summer continues.

It’s kinda surreal to see old skaters like Mike Vallely and Brandon Novak just chillin around our lil Iowa city this weekend.

Just went to the dew tour in Des Moines. It was super fun to hear all of the young girls being all stoked to see Sky Brown rip around the park.