Microblog

Driving around in pickup trucks at 2am and blaring foo fighters... Iowa.

Three squad cars drove to my house and questioned my wife because I shined a laser pointer at some street signs... Suburban cops are badass.

Welp. Stix?

Truck: sold. Bittersweet.

I'm talkin, way out.

First time making a sazerac. First time using Vine. vine.co/v/btLQAm3baq6

"I'm savin that one for hard times" -nehru

The more I think about it, 2003 was just an all around awesome time. I miss 2003.

Just found this in my closet. 2003 was awesome. flickr.com/phot...oox/8642755183/

Id like to invent a system in my baseboards where a small jet stream would push pet hair across my floor into a receptacle on the other side

This whole, up before 8am thing that I've been doing lately is totally unnecessary.

Dammit, I did not mean to tweet that... Still trying to figure out this Internet thing.

Mobile CRM Apps To Grow 500% By 2014 As Market Turns With Decline In PC Shipments techcrunch.com/...n-pc-shipments/

Spring cleaning househusband swag, WHUT

Hey @RunKeeper, why don't you have skateboarding as a trackable activity?

Listen to Yelawolf - Box Chevy. Loud.

Everyone that's looked at my truck has been blown away by how pristine it is... and that feels good. I take care of my cars.

After the first listen, that new Knife album might be the most annoying albums I've ever heard. Such a bummer.

Me: Online bill pay is timing out. Wells Fargo: OK, let's troubleshoot... are you using Internet Explorer on a PC? Me: goodbye.

Just switched to GEICO and saved 3.2 assloads of money.