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I really need a big ol chain pendant with my face on it.

Instead of USB, my car stereo takes an SD card... Seemed weird at first, but not having that protruding USB stick is way nice.

House music is for the rectum

Throwback Thursday BAMF. derek.broox.com.../go-karting.jpg

Got bored and publicly published some of my own code for the first time ever... My old car maintenance logger, heh: github.com/broo...le-auto-service

Havin some sushis for Jeff's birthday. flickr.com/phot...oox/8595781215/

Geico or Allstate?

Hey @simplify, when will your mobile app let us snap pics of big ol stacks of cash to have them direct deposited?

Aside from the 180 seat-back screens streaming live basketball, "all electronic devices must now be turned off for takeoff." Seriously, wtf.

Everyone having the same profile pic on Facebook is even more confusing than everyone having pet/baby face profile pics. *closes Facebook*

Definitely lowering the ol standing desk down to sitting level for the day

Oh man, that post Vegas shower felt amazing

Well, that was pretty much one of the most fun weekends ever... Now get me back to Iowa.

$15 ATM fees. Hahaha. Vegas is wreaking havoc on the ol pocketbook.

If there was a way for me to live in a dance club.... Welp, I would live in your dance club.

I. love. dance. clubs.

OH: He'll take sugar free. He's tryin to save his foot.

"That was a white man... Wearing all Mexican clothes!" - some stranger. About me. Thanks, alcalas.

Really wish my fitbit was waterproof... The amount of steps I've missed out on today while running around these pool parties today is dumb.

Drinkin water and shuttin off super stupid early wakeup phone alarms for my passed out buddies. Blown away by how early they usually wake up