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Apparently when selling on craigslist, "I'll go to the bank, get the money and will be right back" really means "fuck youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu"

Putting in some calming music and attempting to finish these taxes. This is the worst.

My bank just notified me that I have $1.99 in my checking account, hahaha. Cool.

It was only a matter of time... morning dewski. flickr.com/phot...oox/8631892454/

Man I have missed having a garage. I hope I never not have a garage again.

Drilling huge holes into vehicles always feels so wrong. flickr.com/phot...oox/8628311093/

Alright, Sunday... Let's see what kind of dent we can make in this massive todo list.

Sleepiest dude in Iowa.

Des Moines: flickr.com/phot...oox/8625573155/

Why don't cell phone cameras allow you to keep the "shutter" open? I want SLR flexibility on this piece.

Idiots Out Wandering Around

Cashier: "you have a great day today, sir" Me: "no" ... apparently I need to get my hearing checked too.

My memory is so terrible, it's frightening. I hope computers will save me when I'm old.

The gambler is back online. Now, in hi-res!

"How'd you get the beans above the frank?"

I have missed uber. What an amazing service.

Just popped into the ol neighborhood scotch bar to get schooled by my favorite Chicago Scottish bartender... Trying a taste of caol ila 12.

All sorts of crossing lines with selfies on the internets right now.

My coworkers and I have group chats going on path, groupme, facebook, line, and email... we should maybe just choose one.

Accidentally hanging out with some of my favorite OFA folks tonight.