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White people dressed in slutty green everything teaching me how to dougie at 3 pm... We Americans are real assholes on Saint Patrick's day.

"If I wanted your opinion, I'd pull it out of your mom's lip!" ...what?

TRAP MUSACK

What's everyone doing for fake St. Patrick's Day?

Tonight, or sushi chef asked if my wife was part Asian because she doesn't have "brown or golden white girl hair."

Taking a break to cruise around and get dinner with @kbroox. It's killing me to not be driving or working on my car nonstop right now...

Garth Brooks just busted into the house, ran up to my office and spit out some sort of recently born animal. wtf!

Why are there so many overconfident, inaccurate, and ultimately incompetent doctors and chiropractors in practice? ...why do we accept this?

iTunes just took me from chill electro music to Early Man... definitely keeping this on Early Man for a bit.

Alright... back to the grind. So much to do.

First order of business after buying a new car: remove all stickers/decals.

Just bought a car!

In the Cornell Report with @harper and @iandees flickr.com/phot...oox/8554965966/

All my android photos have looked like they've had a shitty instagram filter on them because my white balance was set to fluorescent. dammit

AUS > IAH > DSM... Always a connection when you live in Iowa.

Running around and meeting people with @harper, @clint, @dylanr, @sneakstar, @benhuh, and friends over the last few days has been a blast.

As much as I enjoy listening to The Hood Internet at home, I cannot ever get into this dude live... Where the real DJs at?

Wanna go get stoned? -my pedi cab driver

Trying to figure out what to do with this Dwolla bar... flickr.com/phot...oox/8547524420/

Eric Wareheim looks just like Eric Wareheim on the street.