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Just set up my fake paycheck and allowance for the foreseeable future.

Very interested to see how this plays out alongside these stellar world markets…

Humans are disgusting.

I just found some American Eagle dungarees shorts with light stitching and a hammer holder in my dresser

I really enjoy not ever knowing or caring about what day it is

Still on cloud nine from today… Man.

I just, no shit, got a hole in one. First time golfing in 6 years

My friend @BENovator invited me to play golf at a private club this week. I looked up the dress code…

Not Permitted: Short shorts, cutoff shorts, cargo shorts, athletic wear, swimwear, and T-shirts.

Someone is gonna need to dress me. Plz help.

How does cold pizza be so good?

There are pros and cons of rarely getting together with one of your best buddies…

Pro: seeing your best buddy.
Con: the impending morning.

Free boi summer week 2: Hung with friends. Cleaned cars. Got Jeep naked. Hacked a bit… and thoughts of consulting have already crossed my mind. 😬

Must. Resist.

It’s the preekend, baybayyyyyy

I think it’s really cool when rappers talk about the brands of clothing that they wear.

Free boi summer update: t.co/as7afnclkh

I picked a pretty dumb time to stop having income to invest.

Today, I learned that if you pull up to a spot (e.g. physical therapy) in a bright/fun car and say that you don’t have a job… you’re really opening the floodgates for interrogation.

No shirt yardwork season is here!

I am very allergic to our new dog. My eyes. They burn.

I hope that you took advantage of the opportunity to tell a good mom joke today. Also, thanks to all the mommies for being moms and doing mommy things.

Free boi summer week 1: got over covid + tuned up lawnmower and camper + new dog hangs + yardwork + camping + barely touched a computer + way more active. felt awesome.

Don’t forget to eat your chips and drink your margs for Mexico today.