Microblog

I mow my lawn a lot on sabbatical.

My dog just found a walnut in the back yard, cracked it, and then ate the nuts out of it. How did he know??

Anyone ever talk about TV shows? I love getting together and talking about TV shows.

Decided to go to an Iowa Cubs game today. Kari took the afternoon to join. Feels good, man.

When I talked to my former manager about leaving the company to take a break from the tech industry, she asked me to send a formal resignation email to kick off the HR process. Here’s what I sent… t.co/47RLXqUwxg

Goin camping in the land of no cell phone service. If you don’t hear from us… just wait longer.

I just moved derek.broox.com from Digital Ocean to Render and it is now twice as fast.

Guess I’ll brew some beer today. Probably after my haircut tho. Busy day.

Listening to Pink Floyd - Animals and my dog just went and yelled at the entire neighborhood after Dogs started playing.

Just set up my fake paycheck and allowance for the foreseeable future.

Very interested to see how this plays out alongside these stellar world markets…

Humans are disgusting.

I just found some American Eagle dungarees shorts with light stitching and a hammer holder in my dresser

I really enjoy not ever knowing or caring about what day it is

Still on cloud nine from today… Man.

I just, no shit, got a hole in one. First time golfing in 6 years

My friend @BENovator invited me to play golf at a private club this week. I looked up the dress code…

Not Permitted: Short shorts, cutoff shorts, cargo shorts, athletic wear, swimwear, and T-shirts.

Someone is gonna need to dress me. Plz help.

How does cold pizza be so good?

There are pros and cons of rarely getting together with one of your best buddies…

Pro: seeing your best buddy.
Con: the impending morning.

Free boi summer week 2: Hung with friends. Cleaned cars. Got Jeep naked. Hacked a bit… and thoughts of consulting have already crossed my mind. 😬

Must. Resist.

It’s the preekend, baybayyyyyy