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Trying on hundreds of t-shirts makes your ears very chapped.

Kari just came home and found the t-shirt photo studio that I've set up in our bedroom... and she is not at all excited about it.

Did you know that deodorant buildup on the armpits of a t-shirt will crystallize if not worn or washed in a long time? ... well, now you do.

I hope my new nexus 4 is awesome... and arrives soon. The nexus s barely functions.

The amount of yard work I've done this December is stupid... Almost as stupid as this global warming.

I am a craft and hobby store MACHINE today. #stayathomehusband

Just set a new world record by driving through my entire town without hitting a single red light. I've got so much free time now!

Chillin at home, listening to Christmas music, and preparing dinner like the good, unemployed, stay-at-home husband that I am.

At TEDx Des Moines women with Kari. Cool venue. Great event.

I put one of my old grind rails on craigslist and a little girl just contacted me to buy it for her skateboarding brother for Christmas. :)

Smoking a cigar and exploring the back yard with Garth Brooks... Little bit disappointed with the way he protected the land.

Just received the absolute most disrespectful, racist comment ever while wearing my Obama tech hoodie in Des Moines. Wow.

Watching that @kbroox get tattooed. Getting super antsy for more work on myself.

Step 1. Admitting you have a problem. flickr.com/phot...oox/8235102635/

Driving in, to, and from suburbia is my least favorite part about being back in Iowa.

I love pokie salaaaaaaaaaaad!

Being able to get after-work cocktails with that @kbroox again is rad.

What I was actually doing for those 15 months in Chicago... derek.broox.com...ths-in-chicago/

P.S. that awesome idea I dreamt about last night... trapper keeper MacBook cases.

I had a dream about trying to compose a tweet about an awesome idea... I just couldn't ever get the thought out in 140 characters. It was aw