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This is a collection of 19,880 things that my ADHD mind has puked out over the last 19.67 years.

Check out my latest entries below, some of my top remarks or some things that I love or wish for.

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The amount of yard work I've done this December is stupid... Almost as stupid as this global warming.

Just set a new world record by driving through my entire town without hitting a single red light. I've got so much free time now!

Chillin at home, listening to Christmas music, and preparing dinner like the good, unemployed, stay-at-home husband that I am.

I put one of my old grind rails on craigslist and a little girl just contacted me to buy it for her skateboarding brother for Christmas. :)

Smoking a cigar and exploring the back yard with Garth Brooks... Little bit disappointed with the way he protected the land.

Just received the absolute most disrespectful, racist comment ever while wearing my Obama tech hoodie in Des Moines. Wow.

I had a dream about trying to compose a tweet about an awesome idea... I just couldn't ever get the thought out in 140 characters. It was aw

If I ride a bus to work downtown in my city, I have to leave work by 5:30pm to catch the last outbound trip home. Haha. Corporate world.

"wow, you've got a baby face. They're gonna be cardin you for a loooong time." - my waitress after checking my ID for this pint of beer.