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Singing the "too much on plate!" song.

This TSA dude just asked to see all my tattoos after going through the backscatter. "I'm more interested in tattoos than security!"

It's apparently a terrible idea to walk up to a police car at the Pentagon with your hands in your hoodie pockets, hahaha. Whoops.

Man. This September 11 pentagon memorial is intense.

Just had a situation where a waiter overcharged me. Instead of taking the money off, he just poured me a glass of whiskey. Well played, sir.

Walking around the National Mall at midnight after a day of working at the Democratic National Committee... I never saw this one comin. Heh.

"How about something good with rye whiskey?" was the best order I could've possibly put in at the Gibson.

They tell me there's good Ethiopian food on U street. Checking out U street.

Oh noes! It seems that they don't believe in diet dewski in DC.

I love it when hotels are out of king sized rooms... This is quite a suite. I wish I had someone here to help me enjoy it.

Whoa. The DC Metro reminds me of the 70s... If only I had lived during the 70s.

Sending text messages from 32,641 feet. google voice + in flight wifi ftw.

Laid over. My iPhone just told me I am in Atlanta. Luckily my Android knows that I am in Detroit... Whew, that was almost a situation.

Washington DC bound... for the first time since that big 8th grade class trip.

Tonight I ate soup AND trimmed my beard... 2 things that are a million times easier with this fancy haircut.

Booking a hotel is hilariously painful today.

Listening to this bus driver try to use a Nextel is hilarious. *chirp*chirp* hi patty *chirp* dammit *chirp* patty, we *chirp* stupid radio!

Stopped on the side of the interstate... "I ask that you please standby, I've got someone here who is on the wrong bus"

Heading back to chi-city after a great (way too short) weekend at home with that @kbroox.

I am a bush trimming MACHINE.