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No matter what job I have next year, I can almost guarantee that it will be a cake walk.

And then @BridgetLiberty and @BetsyHoover just made the entire past 2 weeks worth it.

The past 2 weeks has literally seemed like 4 days. Man... What a job.

My blood has been boiling for at least 5 of the past 7 days.

Github issues are my new favorite thing.

There is really nothing more refreshing than cruising around the city of Chicago on my Cadillac monster truck longboard.

Skateboarded up to gold star and found some tech peeps... "I NEED another shot of malort!" -aaron

I kinda miss work days that are less than 12 hours long.

Ugh, I really need to switch back to the standup desk or get myself a fancy mesh chair. Cheap office chairs are gross.

Last night I dreamt I was running around with @ladygaga and @gregcorner, hahaha. It was way more fun than the work dreams I've been having.

Today is going to be a long day. Also, these are the only clean socks I have left. flickr.com/phot...oox/6892652806/

To misquote the original @Johnny_Pea. #whoworklikethis

Whoa. I was not expecting it to be 30 degrees colder in Chicago. Kinda wish I was still enjoying that Iowa weather.

I think my bus driver may be a bit obsessive compulsive... We've pulled over once per hour to clean bugs off the windshield. Heh.

"there's not gonna be enough room" - our bus driver

Happy April, fools!

Reynolds family consumption overload.

Today was an awesome and hilarious day... I am not ready to go back to work tomorrow.

OH: If you didn't wipe the shit off that egg, it ain't a fresh one!

Its hailing like a mofo!