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Passing out is annoying.

Today, my chiropractor beat the shit out of me with one of those massage guns. Holy cow. Those things are awesome.

The right Twix bar is the best.

That’s not my Will Smith!

I AM IN AN UBER LIKE IT’S 2012 AND WE DGAF. EXCEPT IT’S A MINIVAN WITH NO SUSPENSION! LIKE IT’S 2018! OH YEAH!

Is this where the March madness starts in Iowa?

I just finished booking a 6-leg, 2000 mile camping trip... with a pit stop at my sister's place in Georgia. Stoked!

You know, the Zalenskies also had an asshole, hothead neighbor in Honey I Shrunk the Kids...

Help me congratulate @kbroox.

derek.broox.com/ap-kbroox/

Tinkered on my car. Tinkered on my camper. Went for some drives. Walked around Gray’s lake. Had pizza and a beer on the deck…

Perfect first day of spring.

Got through an hour of Mountain winter storm driving and then had a semi switch into my lane while I was 3/4 through passing him. Closest interstate call I’ve ever had. Nearly ditched. Whew.

Havin fun is the best

Kari Brooks continues to be the best person that I have ever met.

Colorado, I am here.

Range Rovers are superficially beautiful, but everything underneath is so horribly thought out and designed. UX hell.

what if electric vehicles are just a conspiracy amongst the elite to bring back the sedan?

Today marks 4 years at Venmo. 🤯

“What the fuck is wrong you guys?” - the person next to me and Josh in the hot tub

Josh and I are doing water taste tests between the hotel taps and nalgenes of water that we brought from our home towns.

Kari's ass: smacked. Cold pizza: snacked. Jeep: packed. Dewski: cracked. Heading north.