Havin fun is the best
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This is a collection of 19,769 things that my ADHD mind has puked out over the last 18.73 years.
Check out my latest entries below, some of my top remarks or some things that I love or wish for.
Kari Brooks continues to be the best person that I have ever met.
Colorado, I am here.
Range Rovers are superficially beautiful, but everything underneath is so horribly thought out and designed. UX hell.
what if electric vehicles are just a conspiracy amongst the elite to bring back the sedan?
Today marks 4 years at Venmo. 🤯
“What the fuck is wrong you guys?” - the person next to me and Josh in the hot tub
Josh and I are doing water taste tests between the hotel taps and nalgenes of water that we brought from our home towns.
Kari's ass: smacked. Cold pizza: snacked. Jeep: packed. Dewski: cracked. Heading north.
Feels like Christmas morning
If you’re watching Kim Reynolds’s response to the state of the union, please accept our apology and just appreciate Iowa’s pretty capital building in the background.
Need to spend $30 more to avoid the $15 shipping fee. Add $80 item to cart. Nailed it.
My favorite sanction so far is the international Tae Kwon Do association taking away Putin's black belt.
War starters are queefs.
My biggest hang up with this hard Mountain Dew is: I primarily enjoy my dewskis in the morning or while driving.
My manager just called me an engineer’s engineer. I am proud of that.
It’s rarely helpful to worry about things that you can’t control
Yo, that donda 2 listening event was really weird.
4 day work weeks are the best. Still kinda hankering for some no day work weeks tho.