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Yo, that donda 2 listening event was really weird.

4 day work weeks are the best. Still kinda hankering for some no day work weeks tho.

This is my best typo in a while t.co/TY1vyCNi7e

I can’t wait until I can look at some clock/calendar combo and see that it’s 2/22/22 22:22:22 and then say, “Oh yeah, baby.”

Just went to the gym for the first time in nearly 2 years and it felt awesome. I had also forgotten how much old men like to let their butts and nuts hang in the locker room.

If you ever see some graffiti or a bathroom wall that says, “eat shit and die” … just add commas.

I can’t wait see PYPL drop below $100 today.

“Nobody wants to work out to Come Sail Away by JOURNEY at volume level THREE!” - kari whisper screams as she gets home from the gym at 6am

I love it when people give me some minutes back.

You ever buy an outfit that has a cool lookin head all over it and then realize it’s Charles Manson? 🙋‍♂️

I got some jibbitz for my crocs

Remember business cards?

I thoroughly enjoy watching tech companies that tout the future immediately fall over with a bit of load. @coinbase

Kinda thought Russia was gonna invade Ukraine during the Super Bowl. Would’ve been a weirdo 2022 distraction event.

I built a custom sub box with a CD changer that i could reach from the front seat if it was leaned back enough and the back seats were folded down... This was honestly where I peaked. twitter.com/act...032023258243075

That was one of the better Super Bowls that I’ve seen

Well that was a fun halftime show for us olds.

My mother in law’s phone ringtone is the song Who Can It Be Now by Men at Work, lol

The last concert that I went to was 2 years ago today. @JODYHiGHROLLER, Des Moines, Iowa. I miss concerts so much.