Microblog

This is a collection of 19,820 things that my ADHD mind has puked out over the last 19.15 years.

Check out my latest entries below, some of my top remarks or some things that I love or wish for.

@broox

You know what's way better than this ridiculous holiday? My grandma Betty. Happy Birthday, grandma!

I wanna play loud music! ...and I really can't wait to be living with that tolerant wife of mine again. 9 more months. :/

Pretty glad most of my roommates are out today... I imagine that listening to someone learn how to scratch is the most annoying thing ever.

Just realized that I'm wearing a giant rabbit fur hat in a vegan restaurant... Is that a weird thing to do?

When no upstairs roommates are in the house, I crank up the hood rap and get ready for work.

I do not have nearly enough machine gun hand tattoos or face tattoos to be talking to this dude... But man, I really wish I did.

So I'm in a photo on USA Today... today. Have I mentioned how strange and awesome my job can be?