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Just attempted to shake the mayo up to the lid of the bottle... it slipped out of my hand, shot across the kitchen, and exploded everywhere

I feel like I am going to finish about 10% of the things I wanted to finish before heading to Chicago this weekend. :(

Trying to let mom take me out for dinner... however everything in Des Moines is apparently closed on Sundays.

things i am not used to having in my house: children

Just got home... And a small child just took her pants off and peed on my kitchen floor. Haha. Dammit.

I just used #cash with @KumAndGo!

Let it be known... I just received a text message from Josh Lueck.

Homeward bound... to hang out with moms. flickr.com/phot...oox/5994122561/

Ugh. I am pretty sure I consumed 8,000 calories yesterday. I feel disgusting.

I'm a money tree!

Hanging out with my cousin Ayla! It's definitely been a while.

Watching tiny kids dance is amazing. That shit is instinct! ...which is unfortunately an instinct that most of us bury away.

If you're in Des Moines GO TO Liars Club's block party tonight for the OG owners' last hoorah. Insane DJs... One of GaGa's producers. GO!!!

I really wish I would've remembered a belt... and not worn shiny black pants on this 95 degree day.

Bumgardening in Kansas... (which means I'm at the Bumgardener wedding)

We're not in Kansas any more.

Apparently this place is good. I hope we get to eat it soon, haha. flickr.com/phot...oox/5991021133/

Standing in line for BBQ... at a gas station in Kansas. flickr.com/phot...oox/5990716071/

Where should I get BBQ in KC? In the mood for something that's not Gate's

Man. This makes me smile. Apple has more cash right now than the US Treasury. boingboing.net/...he-us-govt.html