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Let it be known... I just received a text message from Josh Lueck.

Homeward bound... to hang out with moms. flickr.com/phot...oox/5994122561/

Ugh. I am pretty sure I consumed 8,000 calories yesterday. I feel disgusting.

I'm a money tree!

Hanging out with my cousin Ayla! It's definitely been a while.

Watching tiny kids dance is amazing. That shit is instinct! ...which is unfortunately an instinct that most of us bury away.

If you're in Des Moines GO TO Liars Club's block party tonight for the OG owners' last hoorah. Insane DJs... One of GaGa's producers. GO!!!

I really wish I would've remembered a belt... and not worn shiny black pants on this 95 degree day.

Bumgardening in Kansas... (which means I'm at the Bumgardener wedding)

We're not in Kansas any more.

Apparently this place is good. I hope we get to eat it soon, haha. flickr.com/phot...oox/5991021133/

Standing in line for BBQ... at a gas station in Kansas. flickr.com/phot...oox/5990716071/

Where should I get BBQ in KC? In the mood for something that's not Gate's

Man. This makes me smile. Apple has more cash right now than the US Treasury. boingboing.net/...he-us-govt.html

I love hanging out with Tara, ha. I'm currently being introduced to people as a wedding planner.

Turducken! First timer.

beg your parvin?

KC bound. Leaving town at 5pm is always the best idea...

Is it ok to wear a denim shirt to a wedding?

"Hey Derek, snatch appraiser..." google's voicemail transcripts can be so amazingly terrible.