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Running camels are pretty hilarious.

Chainsaws are really fun.

Anyone interested in hitting up prairie meadows tonight for the camel and ostrich races???

Turning @dipity into a rich oEmbed provider. Excited to see if it plays nice with WordPress, etc.

Soooo I turn 30, 3 weeks from today.

I really hope that within my lifetime, commercial space travel will be an affordable reality.

Martini time. It's been a long time since nathan, chuck, and I have gone out.

And why do all Walmart shoppers feel the need to bring their entire families with them?

Just asked a Walmart employee where the canning jars were. She said she didn't have time then stomped away. I hate this God forsaken store.

"In the past 30 days, you spent $350.00 on Tattoo. Usually you spend $86" thanks, mint.

Slept like hell and got a super pinched nerve in my neck bone. Definitely too much on my mind lately.

Seriously, is something going on with the global positioning system??? All my apps that use GPS have been super sketchy lately.

Just completed a 3.99 mi bike ride - running errands and getting groceries via bicycle is crazy satis ... runkeeper.com/u...tivity.shorturl #RunKeeper

In need of some positive changes... Also in need of some sleep.

It's totally an aquabats day.

so a tree in my back yard seems to have split from the storms we've been having. anyone have experience with this or know a good arborist?

had a blast running around my hometown this weekend. laughing, swimming, biking and golfing (1st time out in a year and kept it below 100!)

Whew. This iowa I80 standstill appears to be due to a small accident between an SUV and a carnival ride at Williamsburg.

Ugh, i80 is creeping at 5mph near Williamsburg. Really hoping this is not from the stuff I'm reading about near Omaha...

Pretty sure I have drank more Capri Suns this weekend than I have over my entire life.