Microblog

This is a collection of 19,759 things that my ADHD mind has puked out over the last 18.66 years.

Check out my latest entries below, some of my top remarks or some things that I love or wish for.

@broox

My neighbor has made it his mission to trap the neighborhood bunnies and take them to local parks. I am ok with this. Garth Brooks is not.

Pro tip: check streamflow speeds before trying to canoe a river. Bonus tip: don't attempt to canoe rivers flowing twice the safe streamflow.

Today was nothing short of awesome. We had no plans, accomplished nothing, and laughed harder than ever.

Just tried canoeing to schell brewery... turned into white water rafting and thunderstorms. Now, we're on the side of the highway...

Just opened some junk mail and some crisp dollar bills fell out. Wtf. ...And now I'm probably gonna open more junk mail... dammit!

why are there 500 out-of-date des moines area trail maps around the internets? i just want one, up-to-date trail map.