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Wifey's on summer break, which means lots of lunch dates at places we've never been. Awesome. (@ Baby Boomers) foursquare.com/...eg1ob9Kbwwjh8cU

Huh, elementary schools block SSH... it's android tether time!

Currently working in an empty elementary special ed classroom... and rocking to a @ztrip mix.

Dipity Team Meeting on AIM AV flickr.com/phot...oox/5786888633/

My neighbor has made it his mission to trap the neighborhood bunnies and take them to local parks. I am ok with this. Garth Brooks is not.

Yelawolf, blackalicious, and BBU added to @8035 lineup... buying tickets right now.

My teeth could kick your teeth's asses.

Pro tip: check streamflow speeds before trying to canoe a river. Bonus tip: don't attempt to canoe rivers flowing twice the safe streamflow.

Memorial day grilling. Hopefully you're doing the same!

Heading back to reality...

Today was nothing short of awesome. We had no plans, accomplished nothing, and laughed harder than ever.

Neanderthal lever!

Still going fast and danger. Night time beer darts.

Almost dangerously capsized a canoe twice, got hailed on, portaged gear a half mile, and hitch hiked today... runkeeper.com/u...tivity.shorturl

Just tried canoeing to schell brewery... turned into white water rafting and thunderstorms. Now, we're on the side of the highway...

Wearing cowboy hats and blaring waka flocka in Jeff's new truck.

Kari was able to use her awesome personality and boobs to score me a 312 phone tapper. flickr.com/phot...oox/5765844930/

Outta bed before 8! Lots to do before tagging along with Wingert on this random trip up north.

Just opened some junk mail and some crisp dollar bills fell out. Wtf. ...And now I'm probably gonna open more junk mail... dammit!

why are there 500 out-of-date des moines area trail maps around the internets? i just want one, up-to-date trail map.