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The ratio of fake boobs:real boobs in this place is hilarious.

I am having a drink with @tannersoap right now... I haven't seen this dude since he was in 7th grade at one of my soap shoes demos, haha.

OH: I'm failing miserably at my new years resolution to get fat.

Welp. That @djdiverse just started digging at reckless records... there goes our afternoon.

Wicker Park shoppin.

The food network is an evil, evil network. Getting so ridiculously hungry watching this.

In a limo. Drinking. At 6am.

Currently at the old Angels and kings. It is bad. Wish @harper was in town to party.

(to the tune of lmfao's shots) COCKS COCKS COCKS COCKSCOCKS COCKS COCKS COCKS COCKSCOCKS (someone please make this)

Does dst mean that its now 1am?

Chicago is full of hot. hot. people. Favorite city in the world.

Schmoozin. Wit hotel roof bar with @djdiverse

I just watched a basketball game and was actually really into it, haha. Akron, Kent State. Great game.

"Why did they make it so humans have to wipe but dogs don't"

Chicago is crazy today... Drunk people everywhere, bagpipe marching bands rolling through bars, green(er) rivers... Early St Patrick's day.

A wreck on wheat.

I really need a new domain registrar. Calling Wells Fargo to allow "suspicious activity" every time is getting annoying.

Up. Tempted to go check out this green dyed Chicago river.

This has been such a weird club. Dustin converted it to a dubstep party. So brutally hard. Haha. Amazing.

Caffeine is hands down the best drug.