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Alarms on Saturdays: not cool.

And for the record, paper napkins suck shit!

Saying hi to doucheberries then heading home early to hang out with wifey.

WTF have you done to my tweet stream, @kevinswitzer, @ibcheerful, and @lucky33???

Friday plan of attack: work, hang out, go to @barcampdsm party, not get beer dumped on my phone, be awesome.

The good side of me stopped myself from breaking a pint glass over that kid's face... What an annoying end to a good night.

In print! Haha. flickr.com/phot...oox/5228009802/

I sat down to work today and I am ready TO STAND. Meet us out for chuck's birthday tonight. Wellmans west, Bombay bicycle club, etc.

Really wish I had some good beer in this house... just looking at these leftover party high lifes and bud light limes makes me cringe.

Yikes. Just had my second ever OSX kernel panic... both in the last week, while leaving a youtube video paused in chrome.

Everyone go pick up today's issue of juice and look for me in it, haha... or just go here: dmjuice.com/

I am 29.32 years old, I graduated from Riverdale HS 11.53 years ago, graduated from Cornell 7.5 years ago, and have been Married 5.11 years.

Alright guys, stop friending my mom on Facebook.

Dear @gmail, please allow me to mark contact email addresses as "former"

having wings for the 3rd day in a row... but this time they're vegetarian! flickr.com/phot...oox/5221915277/

Ouch, my nipples! ...totally didn't expect it to be 23 and snowing when I went to the mailbox in flip flops and no shirt.

Listening to my 2010 playlist and thinking about the "shelf life" of songs these days. Crazy short.

This whole daily dog walk thing is gonna get old pretty fast now that it's below freezing.

If you can see this page, it means that your Up Pixel is up.

Still cavity free!