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I'm a snooze button KING

I forgot how hard windows sucks assholes.

I want an ak-47, some brass knuckles, and some antique cleavers... to decorate my office. Someone help me out.

Whoa, wesabe is shutting down? @mint, are you going to provide a way for wesabeans to transfer our data? Or do I have to write one myself?

Having a hell of a time getting back on my CST sleep schedule. Dumb.

Just got done playing at the new ankeny water park with diverse, bout to grill. Shaped up to be a fine sunday.

Laziest sunday ever... Think it's about time to brush my teeth, put on some pants, and see what's going on outside.

What happens when your dog gets loose on a walk and thinks his retractable leash is chasing him. flickr.com/phot...oox/4805263225/

Doin some internet shopping and adding a ton of stuff to my amazon wish list... just fyi, my birthday's only a few weeks away. ;)

I totally just modeled a burrito object in my dreams. #nerd

there's an awful lot of bros here this evening.

Fine dining, wine bar? Some old wasted dude just stumbled into sbrocco and ordered a bud light at the bar, haha.

Headin out to wine and dine that wife of mine.

Driving this boat on fumes... Hoping we make it to the marina.

Getting some lunch with poppy and juliet at @dos_rios, then maybe hitting the lake with the neighbors.

I love joker.com... but they sure do make adding a ton of service records a PITA.

Jet lagged to the maximum.

Home sweet home

Totally need to be a bartender. Hilarious.

Whoa. Getting to the club at 1am, stone sober is amazing.