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I gotta stop letting brainstorms keep me up all night. And once I do fall asleep, I should not dream about applying at @scottvdp's startups.

I hate when I try to retweet friends' awesome tweets and can't cause their accounts are private... C'mon dudes, open up.

@Dirt_Nasty I'm a animal lover, an animal lover.

Apparently putting my mac mini under my airport extreme was a bad choice - constant audio cutouts in my airport expresses now, wtf. #fanboy

@milksteakneggs I raise you a jalapeno glazed chicken and parmesan asparagus. flickr.com/phot...oox/4677186188/

Grilling is less relaxing when your house is surrounded by spawns of the devil.

good work, gmail: 'Did you mean to attach files? You wrote "Attached are" in your message, but there are no files attached. Send anyway?'

Short, fun night out with wifey n friends.

My wife is wearing a silk onesy / jumpsuit out tonight.

What's up downtown this fine evening?

you ain't got nothin on lunch though RT @djdiverse: you the egg on my baguette RT @JayEBeatsSTL: Bitch, you breakfast!

Productive day. Heading to the royal mile to hang out with Nick, Nicole, and their fam.

Bar drama absolutely cracks me up. Every time it breaks out, my goal is to be buddies with everyone involved.

My leg is the stankiest leg in the land.

Just completely ate shit riding my scooter to the bar, haha. My giant shorts and basketball Jersey seemed to have prevent any road rash tho.

Workin! Full of delicious, delicious Lebanese food.

Now it's official. flickr.com/phot...oox/4669036907/

Just booked a 35 person trolley for bar crawling next weekend, Haha. Can't wait.

The words I am hearing right now are amazing!

Garth Brooks just Michael Jordan jumped into my bed.