Microblog

This is a collection of 19,752 things that my ADHD mind has puked out over the last 18.61 years.

Check out my latest entries below, some of my top remarks or some things that I love or wish for.

@broox

Just spent the afternoon meeting with the first cohort of Techstars Iowa. Startup/pitch conversations are always both, energizing and exhausting, but it’s fun to see folks have so much drive during this weirdo time.

The amount of reasons that I have for term limits and disallowing people over 65 from being able to run for Congress multiplies weekly.

Kari just referred to Zuckerberg as Zerkerberger and that is the best thing I’ve heard all day.

Dreaming of going to the airport, giving a TSA agent a shoulder rub, kissing the ticketing agent, and sitting in the middle seat of a multi-hour flight with my arms around two strangers.

Trump blaming the spread of wildfires on poor forest management while taking no blame for his poor management on the spread of COVID-19 is ... heh... yeah.

SiriusXM are real dicks when it comes to subscriptions. Just canceled all three cars.

“It's ok, allow yourself a little hate. Hatred is not so bad when directed at injustice. You can turn the other cheek, just don't turn the other way” - Fat Mike, NoFX, 2003

Can someone please explain the TRUMP 2020 “NO MORE BULLSHIT” flags? Like... hasn’t dude been in charge for a while?

I feel like we’re missing out on an opportunity to build crazy masks into football helmets to make the players look like cyborgs.

I’ve been ordering vinyl copies of albums that I used to own on CD. Twice now, I’ve gotten albums with duplicate record twos and no record ones. Dangit!

After a decade or so of having a 5-digit amount of unread emails, I finally decided to “archive all.” Gonna give this inbox: zero thing a try. I am an adult now.

It’s important to call your dog a wet ass puppy after it comes in from the rain... He’s a wap wap wap wap, wet ass puppy boy.