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Just early voted against @realDonaldTrump's bitch-ass. Let's end the political career of this pompous, piece of shit that's dividing our nation.

The weather has been absolutely beautiful lately. Can we just not have a winter this year, plz?

Holy shit, it's 3am. I can't remember the last time that I saw this hour... but my father-in-law and I had some serious bullshittin to do tonight.

Putting club soda on tap in my house was the best idea.

My only real gripe about masks is that I’ve learned what my own breath smells like... and I don’t really like it.

Wow. Was that a real debate? With two respectful adults?

Yesterday I ate 5 slices of pizza and 3 tacos. Because I like to party.

I spent the first 9 months of 2020 as a tech lead on this product. Three companies and a diverse set of amazing engineers worked in parallel to ship this thing in well under a year.

Today: I start my new job as an architect at Venmo.

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Beer is great. Pizza too.

I want a home camera system that has both black + white cams, PoE + battery powered cams, dome + wall cams, local + cloud storage, and mesh networked. Every platform I’ve seen have bits of this, but none have all.

I have eaten a LOT of blue cheese tonight. I hope it is safe to have this much mold in my body.

RIP Vaudeville Mews.

The whole proud boys meme thing is a mindfuck. I love it.

2020 is wild. I hope the president doesn’t die.

When my dog, Garth Brooks is eating, I like to call him a Scarfin’ Garf.

I mean we knew Donald Trump was a child, but Jesus Christ.

I am a pro at DOXing myself. t.co/O8PhmmiKuU

I really hope tonight’s presidential debate breaks into a wrestling match that causes both candidates to accidentally let out some flappy, old man farts.

I just did yoga for the first time in months. Balance was mostly still there, strength and flexibility are long gone... The peloton yoga classes seem awesome tho. I need more.

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